elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
THAT DOSENT HAPPEN SHUT UP
I think the worst feeling is being over the age of 18 and seeing a 15-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat
I think the worst feeling is being 15 and seeing a 44-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat
i think the worst feeling would be having your own father carve your chest open, pull out all of your entrails, stuff you full of squid, sew you back up, then throw you into the ocean
and that’s what you missed on glee